12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:


Twelve bags of jerky!

Eleven crunchy milk bones,

Ten squirrels running,

Nine bouncy balls,

...Eight furry toys,

Seven stolen peanuts,

Six rubber chew toys,

Five LASER LIGHTS!

Four pieces of toast,

Three slices of bacon,

Two scrambled eggs,

And a mouse in a plastic ring!!